September 24, 2026
Funeral service is still one of the most economically durable businesses in America. Dealmaking around funeral service is a different story. I get some version of the same question in nearly every conversation I have with an owner thinking about an exit: Is now still a good time to sell? The honest answer starts with separating two things people usually treat as one. The business is fine. The transaction market around it has gotten harder. Confusing those two facts is how owners get blindsided halfway through a process, when a lender they were counting on steps back, financing takes longer than expected, or the assumptions behind a buyer’s offer change because the cost of capital changed. That’s the market we’re dealing with in 2026. Recession-Resistant Doesn’t Mean Perfectly Predictable Funeral service has earned its reputation as one of the most […]
August 26, 2026
Most owners expect selling their business to be a financial exercise. You get a valuation. You find a buyer. You negotiate the terms. The numbers determine the outcome. In our experience, that’s only half the story. The best advisors don’t just negotiate transactions. They manage uncertainty. And the uncertainty that determines whether a good deal becomes a great one — or quietly falls apart before it gets there — almost never originates in the financials. The numbers matter. They always matter. But in the transactions we’ve been part of — across hundreds of engagements in the funeral and cemetery profession — the financials rarely determine whether a deal succeeds or falls apart. More often, it’s the conversations surrounding those numbers that make the difference. The meeting where a founder and his son finally get honest about what transition actually looks […]
July 23, 2026
The Real Picture, Part 3: The Price of Certainty Two buyers walk into the same funeral home. Same building, same equipment, same call volume, same staff. One offers six times earnings. The other offers seven and a half. The owner does the only reasonable thing a person can do with a gap that size. He asks his CPA what he’s missing. Nothing, usually. The earnings are the earnings, and the financial statements are the financial statements. What’s different isn’t the business. It’s the buyer standing in front of it. By now you’ve read two articles on how to actually read this business. The balance sheet tells you whether it has room to breathe. The income statement tells you how it earns, and whether that engine is sound or borrowed against a good year that won’t repeat. Neither one, on its […]
June 25, 2026
A few months ago we sat down with the balance sheet of a single-location funeral home we’ll call “Holloway Family Funeral Home”. By every measure that matters, it was healthy. Cash sitting well over 150 percent of plan. A current ratio north of six. Debt flat, untouched, exactly where it was the year before. If you read Part 1 of this series, you know what that means. Holloway had the foundation. The chassis was solid. They had room to breathe, room to make a decision instead of being forced into one. Then we looked at the income statement, and the illusion broke. The Collision The plan called for around 160 calls in the quarter. Holloway came in around 110. That’s not a miss you shrug off. It collided directly with the one line item that can ruin an owner’s sleep. […]
May 28, 2026
The Real Picture, Part 1: What Your Balance Sheet Is Actually Telling You Most funeral home owners can tell you what they made last year. Revenue, expenses, what was left over. Ask them about their balance sheet and the answer is usually some version of: “My accountant handles that.” That’s not a knock. The income statement is intuitive. Money in, money out, here’s what’s left. It’s a film. The balance sheet feels like accounting furniture. Something the bank asks for. Something filed away after tax season. But the balance sheet isn’t furniture. It’s the theater. You can have a sold-out show every night, but if the foundation is cracking and the rafters are rotting, the profit is an illusion. Everything your income statement reflects sits on top of it. And if what’s underneath is weak, none of the performance above […]


