June 30, 2017
Internet marketing, which has virtually replaced older forms of marketing a business, is also very accounting friendly, as we can see the costs and results clearly. Dear Dan, I am a third-generation owner of a mid-size funeral business. My child came into the business a few years back, and we bump heads on many things transgenerational. She just returned from a seminar and is yapping on about social media, click-throughs, Google AdWords and SEO. I have no idea what the heck she’s talking about! When she started talking about “impressions,” I thought she was about to discuss Rich Little. I was befuddled over “inbound marketing,” as I thought it had something to do with the signs on our driveway. Then, just before I said I needed to change the battery on my hearing aid, she said she needed $20,000 […]
June 28, 2017
When you take a long-term view, green burial is not new. It’s just the way burial used to be. But that was a long time ago, and some cemetery professionals and families need to be educated about what it means today and what it offers. Cemetery Impossible What exactly is green burial and why should a cemetery consider offering it? Dear Cemetery Impossible, I hear a lot of people talking about green or natural burial. Frankly, I don’t get it. Can you explain it so that a country undertaker can understand why I should consider it? Country Undertaker Dear Country Undertaker, Green or natural burial is not new. From a religious perspective, this is the burial requirement of Jews and Moslems. Biblically, it is established as “dust to dust.” This is what all burial was, regardless of […]
June 1, 2017
The fine line between donations and advertising. Dear Dan, I am embarrassed to write this letter and will be even more embarrassed if you publish it. Now I know why you have fake names at the end of each letter. I am a 120-call business in a small town, and my competitor, who is the same size, is two blocks away. Neither of us are making much of a living, but we continue to fight for each call like our fathers and grandfathers did. Every week, I get at least five requests from churches, local organizations, religious groups and schools for “advertising.” These are nominal and generally amount to between $25 and $200. Little League wants new T-shirts, the high school yearbook wants ads, the senior center needs donations, etc. While each request is not a lot, last year, […]
May 25, 2017
My objective for this article is to challenge readers to consider refreshing stale practices developed over the last few years. In addition, I challenge you to take a new view of what has become “passé” (for my fellow preppy rednecks, that means the same old thing) in many funeral home and cemetery operations. Offering keepsakes and personalization has become a staple in our business, but in some cases, the way we’re going about it is making us lazy and failing the families we serve. I wonder whether keepsakes and personalized products have the same value to the families you serve as they do to you. From a historical perspective, keepsakes to remember the dead have been around a long time. Just for reference, the Webster’s Dictionary definition of keepsake: “(noun) something given or kept as a memento.” It is interesting […]
May 14, 2017
What you need to know when negotiating contracts with casket companies. By Daniel M. Isard Dear Dan, My casket salesman was the best man at my wedding and has been my best friend for 20 years. He even let me sleep on his couch during my divorce. Last week, he presented a new contract with what he said is “the best discount anyone can get.” But the contract terms and conditions bothered me, so I’m hoping you will tell me that I’m being paranoid. I am getting ready to get married again and hope I don’t have to look for a new best man. Signed, Casket Contract Concerned in Calistoga Dear C4, Casket companies are businesses, and like any good business, they hire top-notch people at all levels to try to be profitable. Those that are publicly held […]




